Tony,
Sort of like a user wanting access to adult files, even though he's under 18. His reason?? "I need them for a high school sex education class project!!". Nice try, but no dice. <G>
That one's as old as the hills. :D
Never mind blueberry hill. <G>
One of the classic cartoons from Gary Larson's "The Far Side" comic
strip (I sure miss that one, along with "Bloom County", and "Calvin and Hobbes"), had a deal on that. I think it was the guy discovered his
misplaced work tool, and you see the caption "I found my drill...". <BG>
Now, I'll have that tune in my head all day, and may have to undergo
surgery, like in the cartoon. You see this ol' boy in a hospital bed,
with a whole slew of bandages on his head. The doctor is standing next
to him, with a huge jar full of musical notes, and the doctor says "Good
news, Mr. Smith!! We were able to remove that tune that was stuck in
your head!!". <G>
LOL!
Another one from that was Sky Versus Spy. :P Is that (Mad
Magazine) still even being published??
I also equated it to one from a comic called "Strange Brew", that was
in the local paper years ago. The scene is a fancy restaurant, and in
the lobby, there's a sign noting "No Shirt...No Shoes...No Service".
Well, there's a guy waiting for a table...and he has a shirt on and
shoes on...BUT, he's naked below the waist!! :P The maitre'd laments
"Well, it looks like you've got us on a technicality". <G>
Now, they say "sex is a misdemeanor -- the more you miss, the meaner you get!!". <G> Just what these hormone fevered adolescents need to hear <sigh!>.
Haha, but it's true. :D
I had a strange dream overnight, and I got up after it was over (it
was morning anyway). I ended up being late to this event at a school,
and the principal flagged me and a bunch of others down, and said the punishment would be "foreplay". I replied "I haven't had that since my
wife died nearly 11 years ago", and he said "I'm sure you still have the memories"...to which I growled "You're crazy".
Well, I tried to negotiate myself out of it, but he would have none of
it, so I strangled him. :P
I ate well before I went to bed...usually I don't get a chance to eat
until AFTER I'm done with the evening ham radio traffic nets that I do
on a nightly basis. So, why I had that funky dream is beyond me.
BTW, I thought foreplay was something golfers did. <BG>
Now, on to food...I tried that new "Rodeo King" sandwich from Burger King...and I really like it!! It's like a Double Whopper with cheese,
having 2 flame broiled patties...along with onion rings, bacon,
mayonnaise, and barbeque sauce...absolutely delicious, IMO!! So much so,
that I ordered 2 yesterday...one for lunch, and the other one for dinner
last night...along with 2 orders of their 10 piece chicken nuggets (they
have a great flavor).
I had worked at 2 different Burger King restaurants in central
Arkansas 40 years ago. I prefer the way they cook their hamburgers, as
they are "flame broiled", and NOT "swimming in grease"...like the ones
at Wendy's, McDonald's, etc. Many times, I was the only "white employee"
on the crew, but the fellow black male and female employees were a hoot
to be around. One guy was a cashier, and when he called out the order
for the "original chicken sandwich" (I was working there when it
originally came out, and I love its flavor), he said:
"Chicken. Make it all WHITE MEAT" (which it is). He and everyone else
busted out laughing!! It came with mayonnaise and lettuce, but I liked
adding cheese and tomato to it.
We will now take a pause in the messages for drooling and
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