Re: Re: Wimbeldon 2009
By: cogniben77 to Smole on Mon Sep 21 2009 12:49 pm

I rank Tennis up there with watching golf,polo and croquet. About the same amount of pain as a root canal without anesthetic.

Despite all that said. Who was it that won 2009 wimbeldon? Thanks for letting me know if you know who won. Tennis to me is still fun to watch, since i played the game and was pretty good at it.

I've never had a 'Root Canal', though could probably use one.... After
at
least 4 teeth have broken below the gums, I understand a root canal
would
seriously help.....Now Tennis and Golf are two games I'd have fun watching
Picture in Tennis, Women's Singles.... Each of the players stuff 2-3 Tennis
balls down their bras and maybe a few in the pockets of their shorts....
The ball-boy goes chasing the ball and one of the girls whips out a ball and
Nails him with it while he's trying to grab the ball, then the other
girl
pulls out a ball and takes her shot.... On Golf, I might pretend I'm
following a hot news story on the radio... The announcer's really quiet
as if they can actually here him talking.... Everybody is staring at the
ball awaiting the put. The golfer looks around and estemates how hard
to
hit the ball.... Just as he goes back on the swing, I yell "That Moron!
How dare they release him on bail!" The golfer turns to me and says "Do
you mind?" I look at him and the crowd, back to him and say "No not at all,
go right ahead, I'm not playing till next week...." He attempts to make his
shot again as I then begin mumbling kinda loud, "Bet if he raped his wife,
he wouldn't have let him off on bail!" The golfer turns to me again and
says "Sir, would you please?????" I look around and say "No way sir, I
am sorry, but it'd be cheating if I make the shot for you! Besides, it
doesn't look like that hard of a shot, far easier than any of the shots
you made so far...." The golfer gets ready to swing again, as I say
"I bet his wife's so ugly he wishes someone would rape her so he doesn't
have to have sex with her." The golfer then walks in front of my face and
yells "I want this man off the turf!" I then reply, "Better yet, if
you'd
just make this shot you could be onward to the other side of the field
and you wouldn't have to see me again today." (for not so obvious reasons,
the golfer walked off the field and forfeited the game.)

I find what you typed here to be interesting. It could also be offensive to others. By the way, i am sorry for my late reply to this
message.
I admit that women's tennis can be viewed as hot young looking girls yelling out as they strike the ball with full power and strength as if they are having some sort of high from each time they hit the ball. I for one will be honest and admit that i would watch women tennis more than men's tennis. Except my mother played the game for a long time. So did my father. My mother divorced my father and my father married the woman who used to be his mistress. Now my mother is dead or passed away and my father helps me out since i am his only first born son. Though he has another son who was born by his new wife and
who is now my half brother. My point that i am trying to make is that life is more than just looking at the hot looking girls play tennis. That tennis is a sport and since i played it long ago when i was younger and was pretty good at it. That i too know what it feels like to enjoy the game of tennis. What you stated above in your skit or story is that you rather view the game of tennis as objects than human beings fighting on the court to win a major tournament.
That is enough about tennis. I really like to move onto the statements or the skit that you wrote about golf. In light of events with Tiger Woods at this time that i write this reply. That i don't think the game of golf is tarnished in any way despite if a pro golfer had an affair with so many hot women. It just proves he had a problem and viewed women like toys or a sex addict. He as in Woods went through therapy or rehab and is supposedly understands what he had done wrong to his wife and family and to the sport.
Now i will admit that i am not to much of a tiger woods fan, nor do i root for him to win every golf tournament he enters. It is just that his real life story of being a sex addict and admitting to it and going to rehab proves that even those that done stupid things like this. Can be forgiven and move on. I know that we live in a world where a man has the urge to pursue women like
they are targets on a dart board where each time you strike a bulls eye that you did her good in bed. Then move onto your next target. Women do the same thing, but, we hardly hear about women athletes coming out that they had a affair and ruin their marriage and tarnished the game of golf or other sport. Do you think that in Auto Racing that Danica Patrick will sooner or later
cheat on her man, or will it be her man cheating on her. It really seems that the man is what is targeted most of the time in the public view that we all know as television or the media. Truthfully i am really sick of seeing sex on television. Since it really messes things up in people's head to what is
right and wrong with the world. How we view ourselves compared to
professional athletes or sports stars to actors and actresses. In the end of it all i think we are all doomed as man on this earth to really mess it up to the point of no return as in life.

chris

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Re: Re: Wimbeldon 2009
By: cogniben77 to Smole on Mon Sep 21 2009 12:49 pm

I rank Tennis up there with watching golf,polo and croquet. About the same amount of pain as a root canal without anesthetic.

Despite all that said. Who was it that won 2009 wimbeldon? Thanks for letting me know if you know who won. Tennis to me is still fun to watch, since i played the game and was pretty good at it.

I've never had a 'Root Canal', though could probably use one.... After
at
least 4 teeth have broken below the gums, I understand a root canal
would
seriously help.....Now Tennis and Golf are two games I'd have fun watching
Picture in Tennis, Women's Singles.... Each of the players stuff 2-3 Tennis
balls down their bras and maybe a few in the pockets of their shorts....
The ball-boy goes chasing the ball and one of the girls whips out a ball and
Nails him with it while he's trying to grab the ball, then the other
girl
pulls out a ball and takes her shot.... On Golf, I might pretend I'm
following a hot news story on the radio... The announcer's really quiet
as if they can actually here him talking.... Everybody is staring at the
ball awaiting the put. The golfer looks around and estemates how hard
to
hit the ball.... Just as he goes back on the swing, I yell "That Moron!
How dare they release him on bail!" The golfer turns to me and says "Do
you mind?" I look at him and the crowd, back to him and say "No not at all,
go right ahead, I'm not playing till next week...." He attempts to make his
shot again as I then begin mumbling kinda loud, "Bet if he raped his wife,
he wouldn't have let him off on bail!" The golfer turns to me again and
says "Sir, would you please?????" I look around and say "No way sir, I
am sorry, but it'd be cheating if I make the shot for you! Besides, it
doesn't look like that hard of a shot, far easier than any of the shots
you made so far...." The golfer gets ready to swing again, as I say
"I bet his wife's so ugly he wishes someone would rape her so he doesn't
have to have sex with her." The golfer then walks in front of my face and
yells "I want this man off the turf!" I then reply, "Better yet, if
you'd
just make this shot you could be onward to the other side of the field
and you wouldn't have to see me again today." (for not so obvious reasons,
the golfer walked off the field and forfeited the game.)

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After reading all this, i find this kinda funny. Except my question was about who won the wimbeldon last year of 2009. Doesn't matter now, since i know all ready who won the 2010 wimbeldon. I just want to say first sorry for my late reply. And second i think what you said above was hilarious. Is there by any chance you were referring to Tiger Woods?

chris

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Re: Re: Wimbeldon 2009
By: cogniben77 to John Guillory on Mon Jul 26 2010 05:36 pm

After reading all this, i find this kinda funny. Except my question was about who won the wimbeldon last year of 2009. Doesn't matter now, since i know all ready who won the 2010 wimbeldon. I just want to say first sorry for my late reply. And second i think what you said above was hilarious. Is there by any chance you were referring to Tiger Woods?

Actually, I think I was thinking of that dude that played the water boy, when he played "golf", and that guy got mad at how he didn't play like a normal golfer....

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Re: Re: Wimbeldon 2009
By: cogniben77 to John Guillory on Mon Jul 26 2010 05:36 pm

After reading all this, i find this kinda funny. Except my question was about who won the wimbeldon last year of 2009. Doesn't matter now, since i know all ready who won the 2010 wimbeldon. I just want to say first sorry for my late reply. And second i think what you said above was hilarious. Is there by any chance you were referring to Tiger Woods?

Actually, I think I was thinking of that dude that played the water boy, when he played "golf", and that guy got mad at how he didn't play like a normal golfer....

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Adam Sandler is the name. And i remember watching both
movies, they were really funny.

chris

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Re: Re: Wimbeldon 2009
By: cogniben77 to John Guillory on Mon Jul 26 2010 05:36 pm

After reading all this, i find this kinda funny. Except my question was about who won the wimbeldon last year of 2009. Doesn't matter now, since i know all ready who won the 2010 wimbeldon. I just want to say first sorry for my late reply. And second i think what you said above was hilarious. Is there by any chance you were referring to Tiger Woods?

Actually, I think I was thinking of that dude that played the water boy, when he played "golf", and that guy got mad at how he didn't play like a normal golfer....

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I think the dude you are speaking of is Adam Sandler if i am correct on that one.

chris

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Re: Re: Wimbeldon 2009
By: cogniben77 to Smole on Mon Sep 21 2009 12:49 pm

I rank Tennis up there with watching golf,polo and croquet. About the same amount of pain as a root canal without anesthetic.

Despite all that said. Who was it that won 2009 wimbeldon?
Thanks for letting me know if you know who won. Tennis to me is still fun to watch, since i played the game and was pretty good at it.

I've never had a 'Root Canal', though could probably use one.... After at
least 4 teeth have broken below the gums, I understand a root canal would
seriously help.....Now Tennis and Golf are two games I'd have fun watching
Picture in Tennis, Women's Singles.... Each of the players stuff 2-3 Tennis
balls down their bras and maybe a few in the pockets of their shorts....
The ball-boy goes chasing the ball and one of the girls whips out a ball and
Nails him with it while he's trying to grab the ball, then the other girl
pulls out a ball and takes her shot.... On Golf, I might pretend I'm
following a hot news story on the radio... The announcer's really quiet
as if they can actually here him talking.... Everybody is staring at the
ball awaiting the put. The golfer looks around and estemates how hard to
hit the ball.... Just as he goes back on the swing, I yell "That Moron!
How dare they release him on bail!" The golfer turns to me and says "Do
you mind?" I look at him and the crowd, back to him and say "No not at all,
go right ahead, I'm not playing till next week...." He attempts to make his
shot again as I then begin mumbling kinda loud, "Bet if he raped his wife,
he wouldn't have let him off on bail!" The golfer turns to me again and
says "Sir, would you please?????" I look around and say "No way sir, I
am sorry, but it'd be cheating if I make the shot for you! Besides, it
doesn't look like that hard of a shot, far easier than any of the shots
you made so far...." The golfer gets ready to swing again, as I say
"I bet his wife's so ugly he wishes someone would rape her so he doesn't
have to have sex with her." The golfer then walks in front of my face and
yells "I want this man off the turf!" I then reply, "Better yet, if you'd
just make this shot you could be onward to the other side of the field
and you wouldn't have to see me again today." (for not so obvious reasons,
the golfer walked off the field and forfeited the game.)


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