I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available
right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some
changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do
not return your call, you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to
keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs
you make."
~~~~~
Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing
his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said,
"I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake."
"No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like
it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking."
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
[This why we have kids]
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without
forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your
way around, you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer
for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder
to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
That's all Folks!
Some people can't tell the differnce between
Democracts and Republicans. I can't tell the
difference between between Bush and Husein...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Both parties in power want the people of the
United States to do well and prosper.
it's just that the Republican are
satisfied at 5% of everyone.
... For people who like peace & quiet - A phoneless cord!
With regards to the social ramifications;Johnatuna wrote to Finnigann <=-
Re: I'm a sucker for these
InternetMailingFinnigann
I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available
right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some
changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do
not return your call, you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to
keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs
you make."
~~~~~
Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing
his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said,
"I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake."
"No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like
it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking."
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
[This why we have kids]
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without
forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your
way around, you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer
for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder
to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
That's all Folks!
Some people can't tell the differnce between
Democracts and Republicans. I can't tell the
difference between between Bush and Husein...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Both parties in power want the people of the
United States to do well and prosper.
it's just that the Republican are
satisfied at 5% of everyone.
... For people who like peace & quiet - A phoneless cord!
In reference to the lost eyeglasses: Frustration is looking for your eyeglasses only to find them on top of your head.
With regards to the social ramifications;Johnatuna wrote to Finnigann <=-
Re: I'm a sucker for these
InternetMailingFinnigann
I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available
right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some
changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do
not return your call, you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to
keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs
you make."
~~~~~
Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing
his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said,
"I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake."
"No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like
it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking."
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
[This why we have kids]
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without
forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your
way around, you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer
for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder
to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
That's all Folks!
Some people can't tell the differnce between
Democracts and Republicans. I can't tell the
difference between between Bush and Husein...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Both parties in power want the people of the
United States to do well and prosper.
it's just that the Republican are
satisfied at 5% of everyone.
... For people who like peace & quiet - A phoneless cord!
In reference to the lost eyeglasses: Frustration is looking for your eyeglasses only to find them on top of your head.
Or after you've a 10.0 dive into the pool at Holiday INN
Some people can't tell the differnce between
Democracts and Republicans. I can't tell the
difference between between Bush and Husein...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Both parties in power want the people of the
United States to do well and prosper.
it's just that the Republican are
satisfied at 5% of everyone.
... 665: The Sign of the Beast's neighbor
With regards to the social ramifications;Johnatuna wrote to Finnigann <=-
Re: I'm a sucker for these
InternetMailingFinnigann
With regards to the social ramifications;Johnatuna wrote to Finnigann <=-
Re: I'm a sucker for these
InternetMailingFinnigann
I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available
right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some
changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do
not return your call, you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to
keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs
you make."
~~~~~
Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing
his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said,
"I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake."
"No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like
it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking."
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
[This why we have kids]
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without
forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your
way around, you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer
for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder
to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
That's all Folks!
In reference to the lost eyeglasses: Frustration is looking for your eyeglasses only to find them on top of your head.
Or after you've done a 10.0 dive into the pool at Holiday INN
Haven't done that one yet...how does it feel?...:)
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