I know that all you ppl have heard your girlfriends said certain phrases that were unforgettable. What was some of yours?

$ The Millionaire $

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Re: Best GF phrases you ever heard
By: The Millionaire to All on Wed Aug 05 2020 05:29 am

I know that all you ppl have heard your girlfriends said certain phrases that were unforgettable. What was some of yours?
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I slept with ****.
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I know that all you ppl have heard your girlfriends said certain
phrases that were unforgettable. What was some of yours?

Daryl: My head is so far up my butt, that I can see my throat.
Janice: That's why your eyes are brown!!

She was first a user, then Co-Sysop, then my wife...married with
modem, since my BBS was originally dial-up only.

Daryl

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Re: Best GF phrases you ever heard
By: The Millionaire to All on Wed Aug 05 2020 05:29 am

I know that all you ppl have heard your girlfriends said certain phrases that were unforgettable. What was some of yours?

I have a few.

My wife calls it a "backhanded please" whenever someone begins requets with "I'd really appreciate it if you would..."

She also often forgets the names of common objects and makes up her own new names for them. Tongs are called "hot dog tweasers", hedge trimmers are called "bush scissors", and most recetly, brushes are called "painty thingies."

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She also often forgets the names of common objects and makes up her own new names for them. Tongs are called "hot dog tweasers", hedge trimmers are called "bush scissors", and most recetly, brushes are called
"painty thingies."

Reminds me of the guy who kept calling his wife all these flattering
names at the big dinner at their home (company from church was also
there). The pastor remarked how kind this husband was...until the
ol' boy confessed "I do that, because I can never remember her name". <G>

Daryl

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Codefenix wrote to The Millionaire <=-

She also often forgets the names of common objects and makes up her own new names for them. Tongs are called "hot dog tweasers", hedge trimmers are called "bush scissors", and most recetly, brushes are called
"painty thingies."

Wow. I thought only my wife did things like that.


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Re: Best GF phrases you ever
By: Dr. What to Codefenix on Sat Aug 08 2020 09:50 am

Codefenix wrote to The Millionaire <=-

She also often forgets the names of common objects and makes up her
own new names for them. Tongs are called "hot dog tweasers", hedge
trimmers are called "bush scissors", and most recetly, brushes are
called "painty thingies."

Wow. I thought only my wife did things like that.

that might be alzheimers
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Codefenix wrote to The Millionaire <=-

She also often forgets the names of common objects and makes up her own new names for them. Tongs are called "hot dog tweasers", hedge trimmers are called "bush scissors", and most recetly, brushes are called
"painty thingies."

Burrito cover.



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Hello echicken!

** On Friday 07.08.20 - 23:31, echicken wrote to Warpslide:

says to me: "Can you hand me the quack quack?"

When my wife can't remember the name of something, she just calls it a "thingie" and I have to infer the rest from context (which, to be
fair, is usually easy enough).

"I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey
and the wuteveritis still doesn't work. Any ideas?"

Sound familiar?

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Well one of my GFs said "I'm too hot for panties". Another one said
"What if the gate is closed?" Those were classics.

$ The Millionaire $

..."Will we ever fear the ecstasy of free thought?" - Thinkman...

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Ogg wrote to All <=-

"I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey and the wuteveritis still doesn't work. Any ideas?"

"Have you turned it off and back on again? I'll wait..."




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