Allen,

I like the picture I got on Facebook once:

Q: What do we want??
A: Better memory!!
Q: When do we want it??
A: What what??!!

This isn't far from the truth... I have days where I can't remember if I AP>have eaten or not.

I can lock the house or car door, and 2 seconds later, I can't
remember if I locked it.

Daryl

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For reasons unknown to us Daryl Stout said thus to ALLEN PRUNTY:

This isn't far from the truth... I have days where I can't
remember if I have eaten or not.

I can lock the house or car door, and 2 seconds later, I can't
remember if I locked it.

Hmmm, shades of "It's a Wonderful Life", have you tried using a string around
your finger? :)


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Gaylen,

This isn't far from the truth... I have days where I can't
remember if I have eaten or not.

I can lock the house or car door, and 2 seconds later, I can't
remember if I locked it.

Hmmm, shades of "It's a Wonderful Life", have you tried using a string aro
your finger? :)

Nope...I'd likely forget where I put the string!!

Sort of like I can't find my reading glasses. Then, it hits me that
I'm wearing them.

Or when I can't find my dentures, then I realize they're still in my
mouth!! :P

Daryl

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For reasons unknown to us Daryl Stout said thus to THE CURMUDGEON:

Hmmm, shades of "It's a Wonderful Life", have you tried using
a string aro your finger? :)

Nope...I'd likely forget where I put the string!!

hehehehe, ok.. :)

Sort of like I can't find my reading glasses. Then, it hits me
that I'm wearing them.

Unhunh... done that myself.

Or when I can't find my dentures, then I realize they're still
in my mouth!! :P

:) Don't have that problem myself but I can go from one room to another and forget what I was going there for. Does that count? :)

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THE CURMUDGEON wrote to DARYL STOUT <=-

:) Don't have that problem myself but I can go from one room to
another and forget what I was going there for. Does that count? :)

The absent minded farmer looked down at the rope in his hand...

"Did I find a rope? Or lose a cow?!?!"


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Gaylen,

:) Don't have that problem myself but I can go from one room to another a
forget what I was going there for. Does that count? :)

Or like the picture on Facebook, where the old man is sitting on the
park bench, talking to another gentleman, and the old man says "the
worst thing about getting old is forgetfulness"...and the old man is
naked as a jaybird!! :P

Daryl

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Hello JIMMY!

** 29.05.16 - 04:26, JIMMY ANDERSON wrote to THE CURMUDGEON:

:) Don't have that problem myself but I can go from one room to
another and forget what I was going there for. Does that count? :)

The absent minded farmer looked down at the rope in his hand...

"Did I find a rope? Or lose a cow?!?!"

Damg! That sounds like my brother .... or was it cousin.... err
what was his name again? ;)

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Hello Daryl!

** 29.05.16 - 11:27, Daryl Stout wrote to THE CURMUDGEON:

Or like the picture on Facebook, where the old man is sitting on the
park bench, talking to another gentleman, and the old man says "the
worst thing about getting old is forgetfulness"...and the old man is
naked as a jaybird!! :P

hehehehe, we're getting closer and closer all the time my friend. <g>
I don't have that problem yet but I do occasionally forget to zip up the
fly. <sigh>


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Hello Daryl!

Hi, Gaylen,

Or like the picture on Facebook, where the old man is sitting on the TC>> park bench, talking to another gentleman, and the old man says "the
worst thing about getting old is forgetfulness"...and the old man is
naked as a jaybird!! :P

hehehehe, we're getting closer and closer all the time my friend. <g>
I don't have that problem yet but I do occasionally forget to zip up the TC>fly. <sigh>

I saw a guy with a T-shirt that noted "Your fly is open". No telling
how many males approaching him, after reading that, stopped to check the
zipper on their pants!! :)

Or, it could be where you have a dachshund burrowing through a pair of
pants on the floor, and his head comes through the fly. That's what
happens when your weiner sticks out your zipper. :P

Daryl

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DARYL STOUT spoke thus to THE CURMUDGEON <=-

Hello Daryl!

I saw a guy with a T-shirt that noted "Your fly is open". No telling
how many males approaching him, after reading that, stopped to check
the zipper on their pants!! :)

hehehhe, unfortunately I would probably be one of them. :)

Or, it could be where you have a dachshund burrowing through a pair
of pants on the floor, and his head comes through the fly. That's what happens when your weiner sticks out your zipper. :P

Oh Lord, that would be an apt representation of what happened of course
but it would also cause one to think about it too. <g>



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