Re: Corny jokes, again!
By: Hylian to All on Tue Oct 20 2015 18:18:28
Jokes I got a kick out of. :)
1) I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
2) I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
5) What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.
6) Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
haha.. I like those kinds of jokes too.
Those somewhat remind me of one-liner jokes by Steven Wright & similar comedians:
- I got 7 years of bad luck for breaking a mirror, but my lawyer thinks he can get me 5.
- When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child eventually.
- Last night I was playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
- All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
- I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
- Everywhere is in walking distance if you have the time.
- I intend to live forever - So far, so good.
- I installed a skylight in my apartment. My upstairs neighbors are furious.
Nightfox
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