Funny jests my sister sent me. :)
1) stealing someone's coffee is called mugging
2) the other day i held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester
3) pasteurize: too far to see
4) no matter how far you push the envelope, it's still stationary.
5) whoever invented knock knock jokes should get the no-bell prize.
6) energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery
7) I put my grandma on speed dial. I call that instagram.
I know these are corny, but maybe they will make somebody laugh. (at least under their breath) ;)
-Crazy Denny
Denny's Computers - "Not profit seeking" PC Repair -
http://dpccom.blogspot.com
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