I don't know If I have a need to tickle the funny bone, or I am just trying to alienate myself from anyone here, but I heard some jokes that were very corny and decided I would share with the rest of the class. :)
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack!
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left.
What do you call the Children of the Corn’s father?
Pop Corn
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
an in-vest-igator.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Follow the fresh prince.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Re-al-i-tea.
If you feel these jokes stupid or not in taste, feel free to throw virtual tomatoes at me. :)
-Denny
Denny's Computers - "Not profit seeking" PC Repair -
http://dpccom.blogspot.com
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