Re: CNN Breaking News
By: CNN Breaking News to textbreakingnews@ema3lsv06.turner.com on Fri Sep 19 2014 23:58:10

A man who jumped the fence at the White House late Friday made it through th North Portico doors into the building before he was captured, Secret Service spokesman Brian Leary told CNN.

Well hey, that's awesome. I mean, if the SS's security and competence is following the same general trajectory as the rest of this country's law enforcement... Maybe we'll get a revolution through the gates before they know what's going on and we'll all be spared the horrific violence and seige periods.

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