Re: CNN Breaking News
By: CNN Breaking News to textbreakingnews@ema3lsv06.turner.com on Fri Jun 06 2014 08:39:04

The economy added 217,000 jobs in May, the U.S. Department of Labor said today. Meanwhile, unemployment in May held steady at 6.3%.<br> <br>
The strong report, following good results in recent months, is another milestone indicating the jobs market is turning a corner.<br> <br>

Shit, somebody call an ambulance. I just choked on my own tongue from cackling so hard at the bullshit that they expect people to swallow.

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